Lawyer Joke Text Messages

This jokes text messages on lawyer might not be funny but at least you have something for them to send.
Client: Atty, can you please write an Affidavit of Lost for me?Lawyer: Affidavit of Lost? What are the things that you lost?Client: I lost my wife, Atty.
Question: What is the other name of lawyer?Answer: Attorney at law.Question: What do you call the client of lawyer?Answer: Financier of Attorney